Monty Python Quotes

I love Monty Python and since they have so many wonderful sketches and songs and quotes, I couldn't fit them all on one page. Some I couldn't find all of and patched together as best I could; others I edited as I saw fit. If you have any sketches, quotes, or songs you'd like to see added, please email me.

• The Albatross Sketch
  
• Bring Out Your Dead: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  
• The Cave of Eternal Peril: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  
• King Arthur and the Black Knight: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  
• Knights Insulted By the French: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  
• Nudge, Nudge Sketch
• Sir Galahad "Rescued" from Castle Anthrax: Monty Pytyhon and the Holy Grail
  
• Undertaker Sketch
  
• Miscellaneous

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