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• Quotes About Cats
  
• Anonymous, Unknown, and Proverbial Quotes

Quotes not listed in one of the above categories have been divided into alphabetical order below. If you have a quote that you would like to see listed, please email it to me. Original quotes, too!

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"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." --Plato
"Plato was a bore." --Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." --Leo Tolstoy
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." --Ernest Hemingway
"Hemingway was a jerk." --Harold Robbins