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- Douglas Adams Quotes
- Woody Allen Quotes
- Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Monty Python Quotes
- Mark Twain Quotes
- Quotes About Cats
- Anonymous, Unknown, and Proverbial Quotes
Quotes not listed in one of the above categories have been divided into alphabetical order below. If you have a quote that you would like to see listed, please email it to me. Original quotes, too!
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." --Plato
"Plato was a bore." --Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." --Leo Tolstoy
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." --Ernest Hemingway
"Hemingway was a jerk." --Harold Robbins